Mary just sent this to me & I thought it was great.
Subject: How to tell what you are Are you Democrat, Republican or Southern? Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? -------------------------------------Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. -------------------------------Republican's Answer: BANG!
------------------------------- Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Weekend Update
Man the days are just flat flying by. Friday after work I met with Kim Lea about Bio Performance, by the way congratulations & welcome aboard. Friday late afternoon & went & grabbed stuff to replace my brakes on my jeep, then I went home to start working on a video for missions Sunday. Well I ended up on the phone doing sales & follow-up calls. I wasn’t very motivated or in the zone so to speak to make the video so I gave up for the night.
My dog woke me up a little before 8:00 on Saturday, so I let him out & realized how nice it was outside. That motivated me to get the video done. So I sat down & finished that. I made a few more Bio Performance calls to some people with mixed results. I am quite surprised that the majority of people I talk to are excited about the business side of things. I have had a few people that really wanted the product, & not the business. All great for me because I need customers too. Well around 12:30 I headed over to my dads & jacked the jeep up & started working on the brakes. My dad was in the garage & had this look of disbelief as I tore my truck apart. It was more like a look of amazement. He did tell my mom that he would change his brakes after seeing how easy it is. I got down to one tire left & 4:00 rolled around, so I took my moms car & ran to practice. While I was at practice Ron Vicker & my dad finished my last tire. When I got back I hurried home, because I had a meeting with some people about the business. Well they weren’t able to make it so I finished working on the mission’s video.
Sunday was Church; the video went great; it played with only a few minor hiccups. I am sure that nobody but Elicia & me caught them. After church we went to my parents for lunch. My stick in the mud brother, slept all afternoon again. He didn’t even have to work this weekend & he took a 3-hour nap on Saturday. What a looser. Layne & Sara stopped in for a little bit. Sunday night we headed home & just laid around & watched extreme makeover: home edition. Monday was pretty boring. Work was busy so the day went pretty fast. Monday night I was, yes you guessed it on the phone again. I had a couple excited about Bio Performance at my house & they signed up. I set two more meetings up for later in the week to talk to people. I am so pumped about this product. I am really approaching this as a business. I am hoping that this will really generate some income. I would love to get out of the 8-5. I have always wanted to work from home & this could be the thing that accomplishes that for me. Besides all of that why would you not want to save money on gas? There was a news story on cnn yesterday about gas; it stated that gas has gone up like 11 cents in the last two weeks even while the price of crude has gone down. It is not going to get any better. Go to my site & find out how to save $.25 - $.50 a gallon.
It’s Tuesday, NCIS & the Unit, only on CBS.
Peace out,
Ryan
My dog woke me up a little before 8:00 on Saturday, so I let him out & realized how nice it was outside. That motivated me to get the video done. So I sat down & finished that. I made a few more Bio Performance calls to some people with mixed results. I am quite surprised that the majority of people I talk to are excited about the business side of things. I have had a few people that really wanted the product, & not the business. All great for me because I need customers too. Well around 12:30 I headed over to my dads & jacked the jeep up & started working on the brakes. My dad was in the garage & had this look of disbelief as I tore my truck apart. It was more like a look of amazement. He did tell my mom that he would change his brakes after seeing how easy it is. I got down to one tire left & 4:00 rolled around, so I took my moms car & ran to practice. While I was at practice Ron Vicker & my dad finished my last tire. When I got back I hurried home, because I had a meeting with some people about the business. Well they weren’t able to make it so I finished working on the mission’s video.
Sunday was Church; the video went great; it played with only a few minor hiccups. I am sure that nobody but Elicia & me caught them. After church we went to my parents for lunch. My stick in the mud brother, slept all afternoon again. He didn’t even have to work this weekend & he took a 3-hour nap on Saturday. What a looser. Layne & Sara stopped in for a little bit. Sunday night we headed home & just laid around & watched extreme makeover: home edition. Monday was pretty boring. Work was busy so the day went pretty fast. Monday night I was, yes you guessed it on the phone again. I had a couple excited about Bio Performance at my house & they signed up. I set two more meetings up for later in the week to talk to people. I am so pumped about this product. I am really approaching this as a business. I am hoping that this will really generate some income. I would love to get out of the 8-5. I have always wanted to work from home & this could be the thing that accomplishes that for me. Besides all of that why would you not want to save money on gas? There was a news story on cnn yesterday about gas; it stated that gas has gone up like 11 cents in the last two weeks even while the price of crude has gone down. It is not going to get any better. Go to my site & find out how to save $.25 - $.50 a gallon.
It’s Tuesday, NCIS & the Unit, only on CBS.
Peace out,
Ryan
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts, Apple Style!
Only the Mac faithful will get these.
- Chuck Norris’ handwriting was misread by the Newton. Once.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t browse iTunes. He just stares at his Mac until it plays the song he wants.
- Roz Ho was once as captivating and charismatic as Steve Jobs. That is, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her to the face and caused her to “Think Different.”
- Chuck Norris is the only person Steve Jobs fears getting into an elevator with.
- Apple renamed the PowerBook because Chuck Norris hated the name.
- There is only one-way to break into Mac OS X: Chuck Norris’ fist.
- To avoid a repeat lawsuit, Apple is paying Chuck Norris to breath on all new iPods. They don’t scratch. Ever.
- In fear of upsetting Chuck Norris, Apple insured all the applications on his new iMac were Universal Binaries, including Photoshop.
- Apple’s original 1984 Super Bowl commercial featured Chuck Norris. It was deemed far too awesome to display on television and was replaced by an alternate commercial only half as good.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Woz left Apple.
This Is Amazing!!!
Wow, this business thing is really taking off. This is something that can help everybody save, & while you are telling all your friends about it, why not get paid for doing it. Checks out this prophesy my dad sent me last night. It is from a guy by the name of Kim Clement.
May 22, 2005
Keep your eyes open for you shall see things changing with petroleum. You shall see things changing with something new that shall come forth. Invest into it says the Spirit of the Lord. You’d better listen some of you investors. This is not petroleum. This is not oil. This is something else that is safer and God wants to share a secret tonight. Go and study it. I don’t have the words. The Spirit of the Lord has hidden it from me. But He tells me there’s something other than petroleum or gas or whatever you call it, oil, that’s coming forth that’s gonna be used. Invest in it for it will bring some of you millions of dollars within a 14 month period says the Lord.
If that is not enough, look at his site & the rest of his prophesies & how many are coming true & in the news. We all drive to the other side of town to save .5 a gallon. If I told you I could save you .25 to .50 a gallon would to be interested. Heck yeah you would, we all would. Now what if I told you that there was a business opportunity with this? You could get paid to show people how to save money on gas & increase there fuel mileage by 20%-35%. I have read some cases of even 51%. Take a look at my web site www.rmb.mybpbiz.com; look at the product, the testimonies, and the compensation plan if you want to make a business of this. This product is spreading like wild fire. The company started in December 2005, & as of Monday they had over 19,000 people signed on the business side. They have had over $9,000,000.00 in product sales, & $5,000,000.00 in commissions paid. Check out the information on my site & give me a call. Do it quick. Somebody is going to tell your friends about this product, it may as well be you & you should get paid to do it.
May 22, 2005
Keep your eyes open for you shall see things changing with petroleum. You shall see things changing with something new that shall come forth. Invest into it says the Spirit of the Lord. You’d better listen some of you investors. This is not petroleum. This is not oil. This is something else that is safer and God wants to share a secret tonight. Go and study it. I don’t have the words. The Spirit of the Lord has hidden it from me. But He tells me there’s something other than petroleum or gas or whatever you call it, oil, that’s coming forth that’s gonna be used. Invest in it for it will bring some of you millions of dollars within a 14 month period says the Lord.
If that is not enough, look at his site & the rest of his prophesies & how many are coming true & in the news. We all drive to the other side of town to save .5 a gallon. If I told you I could save you .25 to .50 a gallon would to be interested. Heck yeah you would, we all would. Now what if I told you that there was a business opportunity with this? You could get paid to show people how to save money on gas & increase there fuel mileage by 20%-35%. I have read some cases of even 51%. Take a look at my web site www.rmb.mybpbiz.com; look at the product, the testimonies, and the compensation plan if you want to make a business of this. This product is spreading like wild fire. The company started in December 2005, & as of Monday they had over 19,000 people signed on the business side. They have had over $9,000,000.00 in product sales, & $5,000,000.00 in commissions paid. Check out the information on my site & give me a call. Do it quick. Somebody is going to tell your friends about this product, it may as well be you & you should get paid to do it.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Our Weekend
This weekend went by way to quick. I can’t even remember what I did on Friday. I do know we went grocery shopping that night. Saturday we slept in until 9:30, I couldn’t believe it. After we got up I made breakfast & went to work on the house. I had a plumbing issue with my dishwasher. After I got everything apart I had to go to menards for parts. We got home & I got everything back together in time to go to worship practice. After practice we just sat around & watched tv. Sunday was church & we went to mom & dads for lunch, Jeremy was boring, all he did is sleep. We had a birthday party in the big city of DC at 3:00. It was good to see it again; I haven’t really been back since we moved. I really miss it there; I loved my house & my neighbors, well at least one of them. Then it was back home to let the dog out for a while. Than we went to Jeremy’s to upload some pics to zoto. After that we went back to dads to get in the hot tub.
I had Monday off so I got up early to go fishing before Elicia & the kids got up. I was in Panora around 7:00 & fished for a few hours. I came home & was going to do some yard work, but it was too windy & cold, so I did some electrical work inside. I have been replacing plugs & switches. I did that for a while & than eat some lunch. We decided to be spontaneous, so we loaded into the jeep around 1:30 & went to Council Bluffs to Bass Pro Shops. It was awesome. I would say that Cabelas is bigger & maybe even better, but it was still cool. Logan had a blast. They have a great selection of hunting & fishing gear. They even have a pretty good size section of clothes & a starbucks. After going through a place like that, would you believe I only walked out of there $30 lighter. I got a pair of cheap fishing sunglasses, some bird food, & a children’s tackle box. We got home around 8:00 & we laid around for a bit than it was off to bed.
I started a home based business, you can go to my website to check it out. The business involves selling a pill or powder that you put in your gas tank. That pill can save you on average 18%-22% in fuel savings & on the high end 35%. On top of the savings in gas, it cleans & lubricates your engine while lowering emissions. I don’t know about you, but as much gas as I burn through & as high as gas prices are it is worth it to me to save that much in fuel costs. These are great just to use them, but there is a great financial opportunity as a business to. Check it out & give me a shout, if my dad hasn’t talked to you already. I will leave you with pictures of our trip to Bass Pro Shops.
I had Monday off so I got up early to go fishing before Elicia & the kids got up. I was in Panora around 7:00 & fished for a few hours. I came home & was going to do some yard work, but it was too windy & cold, so I did some electrical work inside. I have been replacing plugs & switches. I did that for a while & than eat some lunch. We decided to be spontaneous, so we loaded into the jeep around 1:30 & went to Council Bluffs to Bass Pro Shops. It was awesome. I would say that Cabelas is bigger & maybe even better, but it was still cool. Logan had a blast. They have a great selection of hunting & fishing gear. They even have a pretty good size section of clothes & a starbucks. After going through a place like that, would you believe I only walked out of there $30 lighter. I got a pair of cheap fishing sunglasses, some bird food, & a children’s tackle box. We got home around 8:00 & we laid around for a bit than it was off to bed.
I started a home based business, you can go to my website to check it out. The business involves selling a pill or powder that you put in your gas tank. That pill can save you on average 18%-22% in fuel savings & on the high end 35%. On top of the savings in gas, it cleans & lubricates your engine while lowering emissions. I don’t know about you, but as much gas as I burn through & as high as gas prices are it is worth it to me to save that much in fuel costs. These are great just to use them, but there is a great financial opportunity as a business to. Check it out & give me a shout, if my dad hasn’t talked to you already. I will leave you with pictures of our trip to Bass Pro Shops.
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