Thursday, March 09, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts, Apple Style!

Only the Mac faithful will get these.
  • Chuck Norris’ handwriting was misread by the Newton. Once.

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t browse iTunes. He just stares at his Mac until it plays the song he wants.

  • Roz Ho was once as captivating and charismatic as Steve Jobs. That is, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her to the face and caused her to “Think Different.”

  • Chuck Norris is the only person Steve Jobs fears getting into an elevator with.

  • Apple renamed the PowerBook because Chuck Norris hated the name.

  • There is only one-way to break into Mac OS X: Chuck Norris’ fist.

  • To avoid a repeat lawsuit, Apple is paying Chuck Norris to breath on all new iPods. They don’t scratch. Ever.

  • In fear of upsetting Chuck Norris, Apple insured all the applications on his new iMac were Universal Binaries, including Photoshop.

  • Apple’s original 1984 Super Bowl commercial featured Chuck Norris. It was deemed far too awesome to display on television and was replaced by an alternate commercial only half as good.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason Woz left Apple.

2 comments:

Alex McGinnis said...

Photoshop isn't universal yet and now we know you can break into Mac OS X in under 30min. But my fav has to be the elavator one I laughed to hard at that one.

Alex McGinnis said...

Hey man I was just looking at the apple site and thought to myself "I wonder when Ryan is getting his Macbook Pro". So when are you getting your Macbook Pro man. I hope if you don't have it now you have it by spring break wink wink your going to let my play with it right right. O well enough about that you have a great day man.

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Alex