Do you ever have those days in life where you don’t feel like doing squat? Well today is that day. I am busier than heck & have no desire to do any of it.
I had my first country kill last night. I went to let the dog out & I saw a small furry animal scurry out of the yard. I grabbed the gun, called the dog over & he tracked it over to the culvert under my driveway. I got the spotlight out dialed the scope in & pulled the trigger. YES a direct hit. What was it you ask? A skunk. Being totally pump about a good kill I went in the house chest puffed out, head held high, & full of pride. What a way to end a day. I went to bed & laying there staring at the ceiling the voice of reason started to talk. Reason said “ Hey, stupid how are you going to get that dead skunk out from under your driveway before it rots & stinks the whole county up”? I probably shouldn’t have shot a skunk in the first place, let alone in a culvert under my driveway. O well live & learn. It was still fun to shoot something.
Remember, constipated people don’t give a crap!
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Its that kind of thinking ahead that makes me so much smarter than you.
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