Stupidity Update!!!

I went to my local Napa store yesterday & purchased some oil, an oil filter & an air filter. When I got home I put the truck up on the jack stands, pulled the plug from the oil pan, & surprisingly I probably got about 2-3 quarts of oil out. I put the new oil filter & air filter on & put my 5 quarts in & took it around the block. Now I know I shouldn’t be surprise, but man the truck runs pretty well. I can’t wait until I get the new plugs & wires on. It will be a whole new truck.

I just had a thought while I was sitting here pulling mushrooms off my pizza. I wonder who decided to eat fungus. That guy had to have some real pelotas to be the first one to eat that stuff. I can just see it, a group of guys all setting around in college way back when, Jimmy thinks to himself, man I think this pizza would taste better if I smeared some of that fungus growing on the leftovers in the refrigerator on my pizza. Nasty. I hate mushrooms.

In my line of work I deal with complaining people all day. You know that really starts to wear on you after a while. We have people from 40 on up to 85 complaining & making incredibly retarded accusations against our company & their agents, just to get out of a contract. What the heck is wrong with our country? Does no one take responsibility for his or her actions anymore? I guess everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE. This is something that I would expect out of my generation, but not of my grandpa’s. You know some of these people are really dumb. I feel like a lifeguard. “HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, OUT OF THE GENE POOL, NOW. Maybe that’s what’s wrong, the gene pool has no lifeguards.

My Thought For Today:

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OH MY GOD! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

Sorry Mom.