After further inspection of my skunk kill, I now need to retract said kill. I got home from work last night & decided that I had better take care of the skunk before the warm weekend that’s coming. So I got my spotlight, went out to the street, looked down the culvert, & nothing. Let me just say that this is very hard on the male ego. I have not had a confirmed kill since I was 8 butchering rabbit’s in my back yard. Trust me I am not some psychopath obsessed with killing, but man come on I need a good hunt to my name. O well sooner or later I will get one.
I got word last night of a few good shooter bucks nearby. So we’ll see what happens. We still have a good month until we are in the thick of the rut, when the deer are all love struck & stupid. They will be running around chasing does looking for a good time, when out of nowhere he feels a pinch, a pain in his heart. He thinks man that doe really wants me. He starts to feel a little sleepy, it becomes hard to breathe & he slows down. He looks down & screams, “WHY AM I BLEEDING”. Than all of the sudden the forest brings to spin, he sees a light then a glimpse of all of his dead relatives hanging on the wall surrounded by a bunch of guys in realtree camo. THUD, he kisses the forest floor, pine needles & leaves go flying, and he hears the hunter scream “YES” & the drumming of feet coming his way. The light slowly begins to fade until nothing. Silence. Man I can’t wait. Besides My anniversary, this is the best time of year.
Apple has a news conference today. Look for new Powerbooks, Powermacs, & new iPods (no video).
Remember, "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."
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You sure know a lot about how it works for never having killed an amimal that wasnt tied up or scurrying across the road late at night
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